Here's
the funny stuff! Before you continue, ask yourself "if they make fun of
my favorite FF character, will I be mad?" if the answer is yes, don't read
this stuff! But please don't get offended. We kid, cause we love. *Warning*:
Most of the content might be slightly objectionable to some people. All
parody's are rated PG-13. Also, some of it *has* been edited.
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Crazy crap written by yours truly!
"The
Many Emotions of Squall Leonhart"
Whatever..
"The
Many Emotions of Cid Highwind"
@#$%!
"Cloud
and Sephiroth/ Zell and Seifer"
Here's what would happen
if you invited Cloud and Sephiroth to the same party, or Zell and Seifer
for that matter...
"How
Fujin and Raijin Met Seifer"
He's cool, ya know?
AFFIRMATIVE.
"Squall...I
am your father..."
Squall finds out Laguna's
his dad...plus Irvine's not having the best of luck....
"We
Now Bring You To A Meeting of Shinra Inc."
A Typical Meeting.
Uh, Reeve...what's that remote control you've got?
"Cait
Sith Roasting On a Cosmo Fire..."
Only read it you hate
Cait Sith. I'm warning you now.
"44
Hours of Work...Gone..."
The story of how my
first FF7 game got erased...and why I blame Sephiroth.
"Tifa's
Party"
What if all the characters
from FF7 and FF8 got together for a party! Would it be a great time, or
a big disaster?
Cid's
Swear Jar
Tifa believes she has
the solution to stop Cid's constant cursing.
Very funny stuff written by my friend Jackie
"Rinoa
and Seifer's Story"
Exactly what kind of
"fond memories" were they talking about?
"Rinoa
V. Quistis"
Who loves Squall more???
"The
Day Before the Battle With Sephiroth"
Will everyone show
up to fight Sephiroth, or will Cloud and Tifa have to face him themselves?
Forget what the game said!
Let
them come....
Shut
up, Sephiroth.
"Chocobo's
Roasting On A Cosmo Fire..."
Read only if you not
a big Chocobo fan...
"Cloud's
Date With Tifa"
Who does he *really*
like better...Tifa, or Aeris??
"Marlene's
New Word"
Is Barret influencing
his daughter *too* much?
"Yuffie
Strikes Back"
Uh...Where's my materia?
"Rinoa's
Discovery"
Rinoa fans beware..she's
been a little busy...
"Irvine
Playboy"
You just *gotta* love
Irvine ^_~
Very Funny Stuff written by my friend Michelle
"The
FF Picnic"
Uh...Maybe putting
everyone together wasn't such a great idea afterall....
"Lunatic
Pandora"
Michelle's take on
going into lunatic pandora...fellow Rinoa fans beware ^_^
"Halloween"
The FF8 gang's "off
to see the Wizard" on Halloween
"The
Great Birthday Ramble"
A ramble Michelle wrote
for her sister, Amy for her birthday. It's so kawaii!!! Hehe
"The
FF7 Sleepover"
By: Aeris
Rating: PG-13
Yuffie, Aeris and Tifa
decide to have a sleepover...warning! Titanic fans may be offended!
"The
Real Sephiroth"
By: Aeris
Rating: PG-13
This is a song parody
of the real slim shady. Aeris had this on her site and I really liked it,
so I asked her if I could post it here. Unfortunatly she couldn't find
the whole thing, but here's what she came up with!
"Jerry
Springer: Leave My Man Alone!"
By Mikey
Rating: R
Rinoa takes Quistis
to the Jerry Springer show to settle the score. Quistis fans beware!
"The
Scandal"
By Mikey
Rating: R
Rinoa has a relationship
with Laguna and people find out....Rinoa fans beware!
"Girl
Next Door"
By: Mikey
Rating: R
The guys look at porn,
porn and uh...more porn! ^_^
"The
Little Flirt"
By: Mikey
Rating: PG-13
Marlene gets in a lot
of trouble...
"The
Little Flirt"
By: Mikey
Rating: PG-13
Who can tell who off
better?
Seems people like my rambles so much they want to write them too! Very funny!
"Awaken,
Cloud Strife"
By: Thalayla
Rating: PG, complete
"Karate
Kids"
By: Sean Almasy
Rating: PG, complete
"Barret"
(a poem)
By: Sean Almasy
"Sephiroth's
Job"
By: Sean Almasy
Rating: R, complete
"Zell's
Problem"
By: Sean Almasy
Rating: PG-13, complete
"Football"
by Sean Almasy
Rating: PG-13, complete
"Cat
Ears"
By: Sabre
Cat ears? Search no
further! Ever wonder what your favorite final fantasy character would look
like as a cat? Well
read on! Cat ears included! [Well kind of!]
Rating: G, complete